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Joke of the Day

"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub... She says, ""Show me it's true what they say about black men."" ;) So he stabs her & steals her purse."

"Why doesn't Melania Trump want her husband to become President? She doesn't want to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"Whenever I'm in a difficult situation, I think, ""What would I do?"" so I can do the opposite thing"

"Paraplegic people go to hell ... Paraplegic people go to hell because there's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp."

"Me: One large buttery popcorn please! Him: Ma'am you have to buy a ticket to get into the movies... Me: One large buttery popcorn TO GO SIR"

"Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills? Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills...."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't have her seatbelt on"

"why did the chicken head cross the road? to ghetto the other side..."

"What's the difference between your dad and this joke? This joke will be back someday"

"A Boy giving Complaints. Kid: mom, some kid is calling me gay mama: Hit him, in the face. Kid: I cant Mom: Why? Kid: Cause, he's so Cute!!"