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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Melania Trump want her husband to become President? She doesn't want to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"a drug that makes you reallize that you don't actually like the internet that much and maybe you should go for a walk or call a friend."

"What's the best thing about being a meth addict? Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!"

"It seems women are not content with just being women these days. First there was Beyonce with ""If I was a boy"" now there is this Bieber chick with ""If I was your boyfriend"""

"I just don't understand my next door neighbor. She keeps going on about how she'd love to be a contestant on a reality show, but she went mental when she found out I'd put cameras all over her house."

"What did the duck say to the hooker? Put it on my bill."

"#Jokes4days What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar? Can I grab some milk? *Bah dum tsss*"

"Yo mama is so easy even a caveman could do her."

"What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? Sorry I'm a little horse!"

"I'm addicted to wanking over leaflets. When I went into rehab, I got off to a flyer."