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Joke of the Day
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't have her seatbelt on"
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"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" *knock knock ""I said, 'Who's there?'"" *knock knock ""......Hello?"" ......*doorknob jiggles ""The fuck?!"""
"What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting? [OC] I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer."
"ugh im such a butterfingers (incredibly atractive except i hav very ugly fingers)"
"If you want a medical degree, they're literally hanging on doctor's walls. Grab one."
"What do you call a divorced FBI agent? Fed-Ex"
"How did the Jewish terrorist die? Hebrew up."
"The only sex a priest got on Friday... Was nun!"
"What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital? Donor Kebab"
"All the adults who used to tell me ""When you're older you'll understand"" - I appreciate your optimism but have some bad news"