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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the largest of the land masses, when it's unable to hold itself together, breaking into smaller land masses and leaking waste water? Incontinent."

"Have you heard my joke about the Ebola outbreak yet? Eh... Nevermind. You probably won't get it."

"Why do Italians only eat Italian bread? It's ciabatta buy than English Bread."

"Ironically Caps 'Lock' is a 'Key'."

"The other day I was scraping leftovers into the garbage... ...and I couldn't help but think of those poor kids in Africa who don't have any garbage bins."

"I bet cats are pissed at dogs because their name only anagrams to ""tac"""

"What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common? Either way, someone is losing a trailer."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot."

"Killing enemies give you XP But killing level 0 enemies is pointless."

"I am 51 and my girlfriend is 8 Months pregnant and I'm starting to panic a little. Do you think I am too old to be a dad?"