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Joke of the Day

"Atheists, we get it. You don't have faith in anything except your ability to shove your lack of faith in the face of those who have faith."

"How much does a rabbi charge for a circumcision? Nothing, he just keeps the tips."

"Jared Fogle Of Subway Started and Ended His Career The Same Way. Trying to get into smaller pants."

"Damn Shakira is doing Activia commercials too now. With all that belly dancing, you'd think she'd be able to shit. Who knew."

"I opened a cheese shop in Israel today Called it ""Cheeses of Nazareth"""

"What do you call a Trump supporter on a Friday night? A bad person"

"What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has its pricks on the outside"

"Donald Trump is a proof that internet comments can turn into a human and run for a president"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was out-standing in his field."

"[park] STRANGER: Your dog is unusual looking ME: Yeah, he's interbred DUCK: [waddles up] I'll tell you who else is into bread"