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Joke of the Day

"The biggest problem with getting my picture taken is anytime someone says ""Cheese!"" My immediate response is ""Where!!"""

"Why do writers always feel cold? Because they are surrounded by drafts!"

"When in trouble I think What Would Justin Bieber Do? scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly."

"I wanted to throw an earth day party... But I forgot to planet"

"Thinking about quitting my job to pursue my dream of not working."

"Lindt Chocolate are to make a new Chocolate bar to commemorate the terrorist attack on its cafe in Sydney It will be called allahu akBAR"

"A missing joke If found please pm me."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snowballs."

"Me: ""OMG, my abs are so sore!"" 12: (sarcastically) ""What abs?"" Me: ""The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."""

"The Feds say that marijuana has no accepted medical use, overlooking how it could help 20 million unemployed Americans not give a shit."