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Joke of the Day

"The biggest problem with getting my picture taken is anytime someone says ""Cheese!"" My immediate response is ""Where!!"""

"What is it called when two lawyers are fighting? Civil War"

"Official Pirate Week! 19/5-25/5 It seems as if we're doing pirates, so we might as well have an official pirate week. Normal jokes are ok, but also lots of Pirate themed ones. Arrrbitrary Piratejokes!"

"Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated."

"I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips"

"A Mexican, a Jew, and a black guy walk into a bar The bartender looks at them and says ""get the fuck outta here"""

"In a meeting. Can I go first? Thanks. Gets up and leaves."

"How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur? Don't worry, they'll tell you"

"I don't mind comic sans. It's honestly a very well rounded font."

"What do vampires call menstrual cups? Shot glasses."