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Joke of the Day
"To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word."
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"What do you call a therapist? a TALKtor"
"There are three types of people in this world. People who can count and people who can't."
"I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist."
"[at parent-teacher night] Teacher:*looking at my coffee tumbler* I see you're a coffee enthusiast, too Me: Coffee? Oh...yeah, coffee*wink*"
"What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino? Hell if I know."
"I had to fire my secretary after she got implants... She used to work for a flat rate, then she demanded I pay her an inflated rate."
"The Most Hipster Job Of All Time Is... Being a Mortician. Morticians are so hipster that their work doesn't get more popular; instead it just goes further underground."
"What do you call a boring banana? unaPEELING"
"I've been told I'm oblivious. I had not noticed this."