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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares their dogs too much."
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"'welcome to subway how can i-' ME:*punches counter*WHY DOES THE KOOL-AID MAN CARRY A SMALLER PITCHER OF KOOL-AID 'sir-' M: IS IT HIS PISS"
"What's the hardest thing about walking across a field of dead babies. My cock."
"To the people who have birthdays this week... your parents sure know how to celebrate Valentine's Day!"
"Did you hear about the guy that didn't pay the midget hooker? It was a low blow."
"What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use? Oral-E"
"What starts with ""f"" and ends with ""uck""? FIRE DUCK O SHIT WADDUP"
"What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad? No telemarketers."
"Watson asks Holmes What type of rock is this? It has many layers compressed together."
"I know 3 people who are clinically insane: Me."