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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him."
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"Three men walked into a bar. Don't you think the third one would have ducked?"
"What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures? The Lamp Post."
"What is the most affectionate type of chicken? The tender ones (Badum Tss)"
"Who is an archaeologist? One whose career is in ruins."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it be arrrrrrgh, but it be the sea."
"What were the photocopier's last words? Good night, sweet prints..."
"Why can trains go for longer than cars? Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems."
"u think u had a bad day? smh think about the tree that just got cut down to make flyers for the next nickelback concert"
"Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane? He was on the ""No Fry"" list."