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Joke of the Day

"What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies? I don't know; they were speaking Spanish."

"Pigeons... I've just seen a flock of pigeons in army unifoms. I think it might be a military coo."

"Kids are like farts The only ones you can stand are your own."

"Mom, you bought me the wrong magazine! This isn't MAD, this is DISAPPOINTED!"

"You know you were a fat baby.., When the doctor had to get the jaws of life to remove you from your mother."

"What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively? OC/DC"

"What is Mister Miyagi's favorite drink? Jack Daniels-san"

"I bought a LazyBoy chair last year It's still in the package"

"My kids have voted, and the results are in. It's official, I've been elected the President of Empty Threats."

"My BFF asked me to watch her purse while she went to the bathroom. I asked her what it was going to do. I'm hilarious. Everyone says so."