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Joke of the Day

"My local radio station is asking people to send in funny photographs taken when you were pissed. So I've sent in my wedding album."

"A riddle Who's got orange skin, poor speaking skills, is overwhelmingly disliked and is in over his head? Yeah, I know, too easy right? It's Jar Jar Binks"

"*drinks small coffee after 8pm* *spends rest of life on internet*"

"What kind of flour is independent? Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat."

"What does a rock put on when it stinks? Geodorant."

"A party was held for current and former actors where you had to come as your favourite musician. When Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked what he was going to wear, his response was I'll be Bach"

"I don't like working at the IRS It's incredibly taxing"

"Actual men and women are extinct. Too many insecure, narcissistic, attention seeking shit lords roam this earth and I want to vomit."

"I'm bad at Math. The equation 2n+2n is 4n to me."

"Doctor asked me for a semen, stool and urine sample. I said, ""Hell doc, I ain't got time for that! Can't I just leave my underwear?"""