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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito it will stop sucking."

"Did you hear about the terrorist with a house fetish? I hear he blew his house."

"""May I have my surgery badge, Scout Master?"" ""Um, there's no such thing."" ""There was no such thing as a duck squirrel til now. Badge me!"""

"When Jedi need to read PDFs, they use Adobe Wan Kenobi."

"I think I've figured out Dr Who's first name Guess"

"What if sun screen is really just a seasoning rub created by aliens."

"What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind? let's jack it."

"What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale? The Juan who lived."

"Finally thought of a retort to my bro's friend who kicked me from his car in 1998 I don't need your Camero anyway Ricky MY LIFE is a joyride"

"Q: What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you? A: Five after one."