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Joke of the Day
"What is a creationist's favorite button in pokemon? B to cancel evolution"
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"Why do ostriches have long necks? Because their heads are so far from their bodies!"
"Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms."
"Soft on Wall Street. Hard on Sesame Street. Romney 2012."
"Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it!"
"Is your cat getting enough Chinese food? The answer may surprise you. Mews at 11. NEWS. I said ""news"". Just like a typing human would. What."
"""Here, let me fuck it up for you."" - Every kid ever"
"A clearly exhausted Pao walks into a pub and orders a drink.... The bartender asks ""long day?"" ""No, all days are 24 hours long"" Pao replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is."
"Sometimes I tell myself that everything that I've been through in life is totally worth it. Then I laugh hysterically."
"What sound does a Chinese doorbell make? Ching Chong"