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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a knife and a feminist? A knife has a point."

"Your vaginas PH is so messed up... That you orgasm acid rain."

"Sometimes The Best Things In Life Are Worth Waiting For.. So Wait For Me I Will Be Right Back..."

"People belittle the internet ""talking about a dress"" as if we're busy solving problems otherwise."

"Kid: Dad, a girl called me ugly, how long does ugly last.. Dad:Hey hun Mom:Yes? Dad: How old are you? Mom: 45 Dad:theres your answer kid"

"My girlfriend made a call during sex... She let me know she was having a great time and she'd be home soon. Thought that was sweet."

"The best part of being single is being able to sleep around... You get to sleep all over your bed. Left, right, diagonal, or in the middle."

"Out in public, my husband and I only argue using whale sounds, so it's actually a very calm and soothing experience for people around us."

"It's fine if you wanna shoot a buncha folks as long as you start with yourself. That's my only rule about it."

"What is a Redneck virgin? A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!"