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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I tell myself that everything that I've been through in life is totally worth it. Then I laugh hysterically."

"In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts."

"How do you make your dick look bigger? Take a picture of it in a 5 year old's hand"

"Anonymous now declared war on ISIS... It's now a hacking contest."

"What word starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck"

"Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."

"My wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him."

"Realizing his terrible mistake, Judas bitterly hurled his half-eaten Klondike bar into the sea."

"This unit not available for individual resale. -tattoo on a retired prostitute's back."

"I took my kids' screens away so we could spend some quality time together and it turns out they are really terrible to be around"