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Joke of the Day
"Soft on Wall Street. Hard on Sesame Street. Romney 2012."
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"A bunch of coworkers approached me and asked if I was gay... So I told them, ""My pen is with her at the moment."""
"[Commercial for lawnmowers] [Exhausted looking guy stood in his garden] *Stabs a long sword into the grass* ""There has to be a better way"""
"What crime did the man get charged with when he killed a black man? Impersonating a police officer."
"A reposter reposted... And he was ashamed of himself."
"What type of belly buttons do cars have? Audi's."
"Corny Joke I Heard On The Radio What did the one fish in the tank say to the other? ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"I had a dog named Herpes once. He was a good dog, but he wouldn't heel."
"[OC[ what do u call a fireman with aids (first porst)) i am 9 yrs old btw UR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!222222"
"If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the entire country of Australia for 44 minutes."