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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade? They were my friends. :("

"You are being approached by a lawyer, a lion and a gang member. You are armed with a gun and two bullets. What do you do? Shoot the lawyer. Twice."

"Catching imaginary characters ""How much time do you waste catching imaginary characters on your phone"" my father said to me as I was playing Pokemon Go. And then he left for the temple."

"I like my Men like I like my Coffee I'm Mormon. I'm not allowed."

"I taught my parents something today... ...I guess they learned from their mistake"

"Did you hear about the whistle-blower who couldn't make it home for Christmas? He was Snowden."

"So I decided to buy nineteen dollars worth of white guilt the other day... ...or as other people call it Twelve Years A Slave."

"How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Monkeys screw in trees."

"Gone are the days that girls cooked like their mothers, because these days they drink like their fathers."

"Whats the leading cause of pedophilia? sexy kids"