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Joke of the Day
"Why isn't there gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs."
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"The chicken and the egg lay in bed together sharing a cigarette... The chicken turns to the egg and says, ""well, I guess we answered that one."""
"(NSFW) What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full."
"The relationship between a man and a woman is psychological. She's a psycho and he's logical."
"An & was driving down the street Until it rear-anded me."
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and the American people? America doesn't want Bush."
"So this guy with premature ejaculation... ...just comes out of no where!"
"I'm not stupid... ""...no! There are only 49 states, cause scientists say Pluto doesn't count."""
"That toddler on a leash at the mall might be an unstoppable killing machine. You really don't know."
"Mike Tyson's biggest problem was he never had a strong male role model growing up. Mike's dad walked out on the family very early on, after Mike raped him."