200640
Joke of the Day
"How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Monkeys screw in trees."
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"I consider each one of my friends a gift. Now if only I could remember where I put some of those receipts..."
"Why did the jellyroll? He saw the apple turnover."
"My mom is the healthiest person I know... She's been a vegetable her whole life."
"What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea? ""Photos-in-the-seas!"""
"Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was charged with battery. XD"
"If my name was Richard I would become a professional photographer and call my company Dick Pics"
"What's the sharpest thing in the word? A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole."
"___________________________________ With all the bad jokes going around, I had to draw the line somewhere."
"Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over."