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Joke of the Day
"Whats the leading cause of pedophilia? sexy kids"
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"I'm totally hooked on masturbation! It's a dick thing.."
"[creation] GOD: You all have a divine purpose HORSE: I will plow man's field COW: I will give man milk GUINEA PIG: I will test man's shampoo"
"What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian? An argument"
"A man walks into a bar I'm a titty"
"Bernie Sanders isn't a Messiah. He's just a Jewish guy sacrificing himself to save millions from their own sin and ignorance while being insulted the entire time. Clearly no basis for a religion."
"Little John discovered his testicles while taking a shower and asked his mother. Johny:""Mom! Are these my brains?"" Mother:"" Not yet Johny"""