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Joke of the Day
"I'm never satisfied with my haircuts at first... ...but then they grow on me."
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"This Teenage girl gave me attitude today so I called her the ""Fattest Skinny person I have ever seen"" that should confuse her for a while."
"I bought a fitbit... I haven't went running yet, but I jerked off for six miles today."
"Did you hear about the shortsighted circumciser? He got the sack."
"The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat...It's watching what other people eat."
"Can we just call it Zealand now? How long has it been? Move on people"
"""Where does it hurt?"" the doctor asked. ""Right Ear"" replied the Englishman, pointing to his broken ankle."
"I saw such an heart touching story of a... burglar and a victim."
"My grandpa says he hates gay men I think he's just bitter about his last boyfriend"
"Did you hear about the blonde who got detention for flirting with boys in class? She told the teacher she wanted to go down in history..."