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Joke of the Day
"I saw such an heart touching story of a... burglar and a victim."
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"Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late '90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Finely ground and sealed in an air-tight container"
"I wish there was some way to get rid of the stupid apple in this caramel apple."
"So they're coming out with a new $10 bill featuring a woman. But it's only worth $7.70."
"What do you call ham that feels better? Cured ham."
"A cat walked in to a cobblers.. ..SHOE!"
"Parents who are afraid that giving teenagers condoms will just ensure they have sex to use them have obviously never owned a bread maker."
"My girlfriend said she wants a fairy-tale life. So I've trapped her in her gran's bedroom with a wolf."
"All these mean jokes about the Boston Marathon Bombing ... are really crossing the line... too soon?"