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Joke of the Day

"""Where does it hurt?"" the doctor asked. ""Right Ear"" replied the Englishman, pointing to his broken ankle."

"Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."

"NURSE: Doctor, I've lost the cat's pulse VET: Ok. Time of death is 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, 10:05, and 10:05"

"eer booze and fun!' 'I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me."

"Still disappointed that the only hard thing in my bed lately has been my mattress."

"Whats Orange and bad for your teeth? ... a brick"

"Dear girls, not every guy is in love with you, sometimes they like your prettier friend and need your help."

"[religion] Why did Jesus die on the cross? he forgot the safe word"

"What would you call Martin Luther king Jr if he was white? Alive."

"What did Eminem learn to defend himself? Marshall arts."