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Joke of the Day
"The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat...It's watching what other people eat."
Next Joke
"Is this your 1st video conference call? *Takes HUGE bong rip* *Holding it in* umm no So you're aware we can see you? *Cough* what *cough*"
"What do you call a pig in a trailer? Pulled pork!"
"How many tickles does it take an octopus to laugh? Tentickles"
"I was trying to get my PC to run faster... So I painted it black but now it won't turn on"
"just found out i like being called sugar butt. 35 years of feminism down the fuckin drain."
"Chuck Norris can hit Mach 3 in his hot-air balloon."
"Who decided that the abbreviation for pound should be two letters it doesn't contain?"
"What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight? A sithy."
"My 3-year-old told me she covered the house in ""fairy dust"" She better mean cocaine because if it's glitter somebody's going to be homeless"