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Joke of the Day

"This Teenage girl gave me attitude today so I called her the ""Fattest Skinny person I have ever seen"" that should confuse her for a while."

"What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich? A Luncheon!"

"John Wilkes Booth is one of history's greatest stand-up comedians I heard he really killed at Ford's Theatre."

"So a dyslexic man walks into a rab."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s"

"What do you call a fat female assassin? A killer whale."

"*creating garbage cans* God: ""That's where trash goes"" *creating my twitter* God: ""That's where trash comes from"""

"You know pornstar are really violent people... Everything always comes to blows."

"Moby-Dick is cool if you like stopping in the middle of a story about murdering a smart whale to think about all the different kinds of rope"

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Pretty hot."