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Joke of the Day
"Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger."
Next Joke
"I hope my liberal use of made-up words doesn't make you...discomfortable"
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"There are too many people who could ruin my life by posting a screenshot of a text conversation we've had."
"I have a good gay joke so good it will make your hole weak."
"What do you call a psychic on /b/? A 4Chan-Teller"
"Girl: I dumped my last boyfriend cause he always gave short answers. I never knew what he was thinking. That's so annoying, right? Me: Word"
"What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable? Leek."
"I would love my job so much more if I didn't have to hide my flask."
"My investment plan is to accumulate enough of the bank's pens to offset my overdraft fees."