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Joke of the Day
"What is the smallest part of a little person? Their wee-knees!"
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"Canada in view of recent events will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag."
"Violinists are so brave. They fret not."
"My mom once asked if Jack Frost was based on a true story. Jack Frost is a movie where a father dies and returns as a snowman."
"What did God say to Noah? ""Make a backup, I need to re-format this."""
"Stallone took home the Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor. Should sit nicely next to his Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film; Rambo."
"People are saying that sperm has terrific anti-wrinkle properties. But if that were true, with the amount of wanking I do, my bed would probably make itself."
"Since It's summer here's a little advice, best way to beat the heat is to wear a San Antonio Spurs jersey"
"I have a step-ladder I've never known my biological ladder"
"drugs lead to nowhere....but at least its the scenic route"