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Joke of the Day

"The biggest difference between mistletoe and camel toe is the length of the kiss."

"Too Soon? I heard the Black Friday deals were amazing."

"Where do modern-day pirates come from? Somaaaaaarlia"

"""I just left my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me."" Friend: ""What did he say."" Me: ""You're fired."""

"What drives the hype train? The hyper drive."

"What kills thousands of smokers a year? Natural Causes"

"What was the cat painting A self pawtrait."

"Did you try turning your relationship off and then back on again?"

"Rotisseries are making chickens roll over in their graves."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes no eye deer (i'll see myself out)"