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Joke of the Day
"Michael Phelps & I have a combined 19 gold medals & 4 DUI's."
Next Joke
"Virginity is like a car I kept mine until I was rear ended in a bad neighborhood"
"What did the talking cow say to the dog giving birth in front of the feed trough? Moo, bitch. Get out the way."
"What's the difference between a stripper and a hooker? Usually about $40"
"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goesintight."
"Love is a decision. I have decided not to smother my husband with his pillow. Our love will live another day."
"Hey! Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His pants fit like a glove"
"Starting chatting to a 14 year old girl online... Started chatting to a super sexy and flirty 14 year old girl online, and she just told me she's an undercover cop.... How fucking cool is that!"
"What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ? Nothing, you already told 'em twice."
"Did you hear how Jared Fogel lost his first 40 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."