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Joke of the Day

"Sandeep the indian wifebeater punches his wife at 7pm every night On the dot"

"Sometimes I get scared robots are going to take over. Then I use a motion-controlled sink."

"After seeing how the Segway owner died, the guy who runs the Shake Weight company must be terrified."

"I call my email my ""memail"" because it's filled with personal mails just for me. Here's a heartfelt letter from the Gap. Right in my memail."

"Why was the bee sent out of class? Because he was beehiving badly."

"""It's all coming back to me!"" As I piss in the wind."

"I was trying to solve an equation when I realised that the minus button on my calculator was broken... On the plus side, it still worked."

"Everyone hates the word moist until they eat a very dry muffin."

"He whispered in my ear that he liked being called daddy. I whispered back that I liked being called a cab."

"What did Donald Trump do in Musical theatre? ^^^(jazz-hands)"