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Joke of the Day
"Sandeep the indian wifebeater punches his wife at 7pm every night On the dot"
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"Game of Thrones: Now with 100 percent more zombies! The Walking Dead should fire back by adding kingdoms."
"What are some really stupid jokes? One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar? Students: Sacan? Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!"
"""The 1st Amendment is a magical shield that protects you from any consequences after publically posting your opinions online."" - idiots"
"I used to be in a band called The Prevention We hoped people would say we were better than The Cure."
"My son asked me this morning what self-reference meant? [this should explain it](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3vm6mw)"
"How do the Jedi imprison Siths? With force-fields"
"Kids are like doughnuts. Sweet and yummy but more than one, maybe two, and you're like, ""What the hell have I done?"""
"You know whats hard? Bricks."
"I need a new ass Mine's cracked"