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Joke of the Day
"I've always wondered why baseball was getting bigger ...and then it hit me"
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"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kids? Easy on the candy!"
"Schrodinger's Hater gonna both hate and not hate."
"{discussing wedding dresses} CW1: I had mine preserved. CW2: I donated mine to a charity. You? Me: I used mine as kindling for a bonfire."
"Whats the ISIS members' astrological sign? Sad terrorist"
"Husband: ""I have good news and bad news"" Wife: ""Tell me the bad news first."" Husband: ""The washing machine broke."" Wife: ""And the good news?"" Husband: ""The dogs are clean."""
"The toilet bowl tells the bathtub... ""I've seen more ass than you ever had"". The Bathtub replied ""Yeah, but at least I don't take shit from everybody""."
"The local news says we can tell there's been a power failure with their new app. Call me old fashioned but the lack of lights tips me off."
"Two messiahs walk into a bar and the bartender says ""There's no prophet in this!"""
"Whatever you do in life, give 100%... unless you're giving blood."