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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA? Thrown out of the petting zoo."
Next Joke
"Have you heard the one about the grain farmer? It was corny."
"I like my shits like I like my Slavs Squatting."
"Classic one How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her."
"I asked a librarian About some books about Pavlov's dogs and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rings a bell, but doesn't know if it's here or not."
"What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !"
"An eagle gets sick and is arrested ... because, he is ill-eagle"
"Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower."
"Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class."
"What is her Majesty the Queen's console of choice? The Royal Wii."