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Joke of the Day
"Classic one How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her."
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"My memory is warped and skips often You could call it phonographic"
"I rarely watch Fox news because every time I do I feel like I'm sitting in on a very unpleasant condo board meeting"
"How many architects does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task."
"What makes a feminist prostitute angry? She gets payed less than the transsexual prostitute."
"Adam gave Sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? cancer."
"i woke up my girlfriend with oral sex... ....she almost choked and is now mad :("
"The only thing more important than your happiness is mine so get on it."
"If I share my food with you, it's either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it."
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neek up on it. Wanna know how to catch a tame rabbit too? The tame way."