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Joke of the Day
"Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class."
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"Does anyone want to come over and stare at our phones?"
"If you accidentally drop a roll of toilet paper while sitting down, it will roll approximately 65 feet away from you. Science."
"What do you call a flightless bird? Joaquin Phoenix."
"How is a coke whore like a comet? They're both dirty snowballs."
"What's your favorite joke? mine's Womens Rights."
"What did the one tampon say to the other tampon? nothing, theyre both stuck up cunts edit: special thanks to justinjoytheride"
"[batteries in my TV remote die for the first time since I bought it 4 years ago] ""Useless piece of shit."""
"Why can't you feel photons? Because they are light."
"What's the soft stuff between sharks' teeth? Slow swimmers"