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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower."

"What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated? Juan and a half"

"How do you pick up a jewish girl With a broom and dustpan"

"Caught a taxi home last night from the market. Forgot I had no money. Thankfully the driver let me pay in cabbage"

"My girlfriend told me our safe-word was too easy to forget I said, ""Ok, let's make it 'harder.' """

"What do you call a rich Chinese? https://i.imgur.com/txMwWBX.jpg"

"What did the drug dealer say when he saw the clock. Its 4:20 dude!!! 420 blaze it"

"Had to pause Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory to go buy a king sized Snickers. This is why i can not watch Breaking Bad."

"What's the difference between a priest and a dog? One wears pants and a collar, the other wears a collar and pants"

"Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus."