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Joke of the Day
"What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !"
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"Why do sharks like stoners? Because they're baked snacks."
"Every time I watch cartoons I imagine how badly they must reek of B.O. because they're always wearing the same thing."
"What do you call a fat Taylor Swift? Taylor not so Swift"
"What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae? A Pastafarian."
"Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing ""Oinkers Aweight"""
"what did the gay sperm say to his compatriot? ""HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND OUR WAY THROUGH THIS SHIT?"""
"Facebook has really revolutionized how quickly we find out friends from high school gave up on their dreams."
"I had my photo taken with REM yesterday. That's me in the corner."
"If Bears ruled the world, I wonder if they would care whether or not the Humans they mauled were free-range."