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Joke of the Day
"What can a homeless figure skater do to get by? Turn-tricks"
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"If there's awkward silence & he asks what you're thinking about ""emotionally damaged werewolves"" is not the best answer. I know this now."
"There's a faggot in the trunk of my car. There were too many sticks in my front yard, so I'm dumping them in the woods."
"A Valentines joke from yours truly, Cyclops <3 x Roses are Red Violets are Red Everything is Red...sigh"
"Why was the baby in Africa crying? It was having a mid-life crisis."
"What is bruce lee's favourite drink? A fruit punch."
"Did you hear about the man who choked on his lasagna dinner? He pasta way."
"NOAH'S GOOGLE HISTORY 1) What is an ark? 2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark? 4) Are snakes necessary? 5) Is god real or am I high?"
"Ugly scenes in centre of Leicester this evening An 'anti Trump' protestor threw a traffic cone, narrowly missing US President by 5802 miles"
"Why do hipsters drink their Jello? They want to have it before it's cool."