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Joke of the Day

"What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th? I only have eyes for ewe, dear "

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles. (read it out loud if you do not get it)."

"What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!"

"I entered Reddit's pun contest.... .... I submitted ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would get an upvote. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"Dyslexic Superbowl watchers were probably disappointed when they saw football instead of a superb owl."

"Why do giraffes have such long necks? Because their heads are so far from their bodies."

"Why did the run-on sentence take a pregnancy test? Because its period came too late."

"I saw a snail driving in a car with a big s on it. It was amazing to see that escargot"

"I like my girls like I like my drinks... Virgins"

"Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays? Because then they would be bay-gulls."