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Joke of the Day

"""Jesus take the wheel"" -an Asian man telling the police that a Mexican guy stole his rims off his Honda Civic."

"BAD MATH JOKE TIME. For pi day, my friend was selling pies as a fundraiser, so because I love pie, I decided to buy two. I went from 0 to 2. I went absolutely nowhere."

"What organ in the body never dies? THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully."

"Prank caller: Is your refrigerator running? Me: Of course. Can't have these bodies at room temperature"

"Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting."

"""No, don't get up"" - how I greet people in wheelchairs."

"I imagine when you get to heaven they give you a box with all the sodas and snacks that vending machines cheated you out of your whole life."

"What's the difference between funny jokes, and the jokes that make always make it big on reddit? Puns. Fuck puns."

"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar"

"I knew a story about a midget communist prostitute... ...it was called ""Little red riding hook"""