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Joke of the Day

"""Jesus take the wheel"" -an Asian man telling the police that a Mexican guy stole his rims off his Honda Civic."

"""Daddy, did you know Pluto was recently reclassified as a dwarf planet, or plutoid?"" ""Sweetie, I'm pretty sure he's a dog."""

"A cook married a hacker, on their first night. there is a cock and a hooker"

"Siri, assemble a list of people who are dead to me."

"Waiter what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !"

"I named my dick the truth, because the truth hurts, and you can't handle the truth!"

"Did you hear about the genetic study on diarrhea? They say it runs in your genes."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter came out of the Chamber alive."

"Casual conversations are just like casual sex. I don't know how to have either one."

"Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process."