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"me: ah, now I will drift gently off to dreamland. refrigerator: I SHALL MAKE US SOME ICE CUBES"
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"""Marvel comics to introduce a female Muslim superhero"" Fans are looking forward to seeing Captain America, Iron Man and the Post Box in the next Avengers film."
"How do you cut the sea in half? With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)"
"Why do grandparents have so many clocks? So they won't run out of time"
"Geez guys Not all Muslims are ISIS... Some are Al-Qaaeda or Taliban."
"What is this compound? Chemistry teacher drew this during class. http://imgur.com/fQyNg Don't know how to type spoilers, but maybe rot13 will do. Vg'f n cnenqbk."
"Why is saying "" I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing... ...unless your at a funeral."
"Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends? Because Saturday nights alright for freighting."
"So a patient walks into my therapist office... [INFORMATION PROTECTED BY THE HIPPA]"
"I just want to be rich enough to say ""that won't be necessary"" when the police go to handcuff me"