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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce? A seizure salad."

"Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician? ... he worked it out with a pencil."

"Why do people make shitposts? Because they are in a crappy mood."

"What does an elephant say, looking at a naked man ? You can't breathe from it"

"Me: ""I want to go on a diet."" Food: ""LOL no."""

"I have a very defined ab. That's not a typo, I only have a single ab"

"How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick."

"Millions of innocent coconuts are murdered each year so you can drink their nutritious blood you insensitive health freak"

"Why can't feminists change a light bulb? Because no matter how many you have they still can't change shit."

"Every girl wants to be swept off her feet It's when you put her in the trunk that she starts to freak out"