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Joke of the Day
"How do dinosaurs like their chicken? RAWWWWWWWW!!!!"
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"Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet smooth and they usually head right for your hips."
"No matter how loud car alarms are, cars never seem to wake up."
"Hey, not too bad I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I know mom I love you too Ok, bye -phone convos with mom"
"Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home"
"'Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here.' 'But I never went to college.' 'Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here.'"
"Thanks for telling me your astrological sign, cause now I know a lot about your personality. Like you are a gullible dummy."
"According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots."
"Sometimes I ask my husband to put away the clean dishes so I can play kitchen scavenger hunt next time I need something."
"I did a terrible job preparing for my Blue Man Group audition and boy is my face red"