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Joke of the Day
"Why do natives hate snow? Because it's white and it's on their land!"
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"What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps)."
"I find my own face to be scary... But I guess that's just me"
"How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size? In square feet."
"How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb? None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!"
"I was going to bring everyone on reddit some cool plants but unfortunately, I never botany"
"Why is Texas not a part of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks so much"
"What do your child and your dick have in common? If you don't beat it enough, it'll start standing up for itself in public."
"I use the word ""thingy"" when I cant think of the word: Me- Are you picking up the ""thingy's?"" Wife- ...you mean your kids? Me- Dont judge me"
"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the mainstream."