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Joke of the Day

"Why do Mexicans walk around school like they own the place? Their Father built the place and their Mother cleans it."

"Accuracy ##You miss 100% of the shits you don't take. Made this typo and thought it was hilarious..."

"My son, 5, scared of the thunder. I told him that was silly considering the sun could explode any day, killing us all. Think that helped."

"Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan."

"What's the difference between kinky and perverted ? Kinky you use a feather; perverted you use the whole chicken !"

"A girl's best asset is her lie' ability"

"I have decided to leave my past behind me, so if I owe you money... I'm sorry, but I've moved on, and maybe it's time that you do too."

"Did you hear about the black guy who was shot 15 times? The police said it was the worst case of suicide they had ever seen."

"Did you hear a med school is accepting animals as students? They're calling it the hippocampus."

"Read out loud for full affect * ""Knock knock"" * ""Who's there"" * ""I eat mop"" * ""I eat mop who"" * *que laughter Gets em every time"