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Joke of the Day

"How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1. Put some headphones in your pocket. 2. Wait one minute. Ta Da !"

"Reddit's management [interesting insight](https://i.imgur.com/z8uBXo0.jpg)"

"Why did the fishermen buy a new pole? Just for the halibut."

"Where is everybody? Everybody? I don't know. All over the planet I guess."

"What do you call patriotic pubes? A Merkin."

"Romantic movies taught me that you always have to walk out after a big argument so that 6yrs later you can meet by chance and get married."

"Bring a toddler to your next robbery. Their smudgy fingerprints everywhere will make the forensics team cry."

"HUNDRED DOLLAR IDEA: Go to an ATM. Withdraw $100."

"When we first dated I thought your freckles were dots of inexcusable cuteness. Now I can see how joined up they draw a pentagram."

"I love these hot summer nights when you can open all the windows and fall asleep naked. I'm not sure my taxi driver appreciates it though."