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Joke of the Day

"Bring a toddler to your next robbery. Their smudgy fingerprints everywhere will make the forensics team cry."

"Why did they let the chicken join the band? Because he brought his own drumsticks"

"Michigan and Ohio fought a war over Toledo... Michigan won and Ohio has to keep it."

"Why do mermaids wear seashell bras? Because ""B"" shells are to small and ""D"" shells are too big."

"Having a wife is like a grenade You pull the ring off, and your house is gone."

"The Hotness Scale I went out on a date with a chick the other night. Looks-wise, she was a five, but with her low self esteem, she was a solid seven."

"Why did the feminist fail in programming? She hated objectification."

"Do I have any jokes about Sodium? Na"

"What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident? An Errorist!"

"Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot? Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!"