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Joke of the Day

"Why did the fishermen buy a new pole? Just for the halibut."

"Brazil - Germany Football Game Ok, I see Germany scored a touchdown and point after, but how the heck did Brazil get 1 point?"

"China must be a huge sausage-fest by now."

"Well your honor, I thought handing her the curling iron while she was showering would get her ready faster."

"A Bartender Says, ""We Don't Serve Time Travelers"" A time traveler enters the bar."

"Accidentally just told a girl that ""she has a nice head"" because I appearently have the flirting skills of a serial killer"

"What did the cat say after reading """"To Kill a Mockingbird""? I want a refund: there's not one darn thing about how to kill a bird *anywhere* in this book."

"""You wanna play the rape game?"" ""-No!"" ""-That's the spirit."""

"did you hear about the cannibal in school? it was a struggle, but eventually he passed the class."

"Today my family is celebrating my dad's 100 days w/o alcohol he is in a coma"