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Joke of the Day
"Did you see the President of Russia doing magic tricks outside? He was really Putin on a show"
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"""We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy... ...but because it is cheesy."""
"Tom Brady is a clever mastermind He learned from another great American hero named Tom and convinced Bill Belichick to whitewash his offenses."
"I heard that my old neighbour forgot about his dementia. He's alright now."
"Where do Robots go for fun? The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)"
"What did baby corn say to mommy corn? Where's popcorn?"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision ? A rip off."
"Nobody cares that my ears are flattening and my nose is growing longer... I guess its just *irrelephant*."
"I was so hungry this morning I almost ate a clock.... I didn't because it's time consuming. Also, I'd have to go back for seconds. I'm here all day.."
"I'll keep my women like Flo Jo... ....dead"