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Joke of the Day

"Did you see the President of Russia doing magic tricks outside? He was really Putin on a show"

"People who are genuinely surprised when politicians behave badly should be forced to wear helmets for their own protection."

"Christmas always sucked when I was a kid... I believed in Santa Claus, and unfortunately, so did my parents."

"Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars? He'd get it."

"What is a toad's favorite kind of beer? One with a lot of hops."

"What do my wife and my math teacher have in common? They both love to create problems that I am apparently supposed to solve."

"Teacher told me to give her eye contact when I speak with her. So i jabbed my finger in her eye to touch it."

"Jokes on Reddit are like children You delete the ones that don't succeed."

"I love Instagram's new direct messaging feature because I've always thought, ""If only this picture of someone's dinner was just for me."""

"There's only one vampire on Sesame Street... At least, only one that counts."