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Joke of the Day
"Why I'm leaving r/Jokes Going for some sushi. Brb in a hour or so."
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"A cheers for women's underwear... ...they might not be the best thing, but they are the closest thing to it"
"Relationships last longer when everybody doesnt know your business"
"A rainbow.. Is gods little way of frowning at gay people"
"Why is Mike Pence magic? He can turn fruits to vegetables"
"A feminist one asked me ""What's your view on Lesbians""? I said ""1080p"""
"I try to keep it gangster, so I just walked into the grocery store and shouted ""Scuze me! Could you direct me to the motha fuckin bakery?!"""
"Sweden runs out of trash to recycle... ... Where's PewDiePie when you need him."
"""This little computer"" said the sales clerk ""will do half of your job for you."" Studying the machine the senior VP said ""Fine I'll take two."""
"Windows 10 will support MKV and FLAC natively. Hey Microsoft, it's 2002 calling. Thanks for thinking of us. Ps. So LAME"