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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend walked up and said she is expecting... me to lose weight."
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"People say I don't have what it takes Yeah, because every time I get it, it takes it."
"""I'm sorry"" and ""my bad"" mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral."
"What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like? Little seizures."
"What do nine out of ten people agree on? Gang rape."
"What did the child with no hands get for his birthday? Nobody knows yet."
"A blonde and a brunette are in a room... The blonde ask: ""What does idk stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, no one does!"""
"What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don't bite any witches !"
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."
"How do you make an ant huge Add ""eleph"""